[She's also similar in height to a halfling, which is the only way this ruse ever works. Granted, it usually works when she's fully disguised herself with magic, but now that people don't know what either a goblin or a halfling is, it works even better.
Not that it particularly needs to, all things considered, but she likes to cover her bases.]
Well. Halflings are great. They're all about my height. So... now you know.
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Not that it particularly needs to, all things considered, but she likes to cover her bases.]
Well. Halflings are great. They're all about my height. So... now you know.
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[ It's not like he has a reason to doubt her, beyond his knowledge of her sticky fingers. ]
But I'm certain you've had enough of me on your hair by now. Do try to stay out of trouble, hm?
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[What a weird guy.]